1. I typically like it when cashiers chat me up about the products I'm buying until the gal at the grocery store asked me about a face lotion in my cart. "Does it work?" she asked. I replied that I was really happy with it. And she said, "I am thinking about buying it for my mom." This cashier was probably about 20. Do I look like I'm the same age as your mother?
2. We walked outside the other morning, getting in the car to go to school. My older daughter said, "Oooh! It feels like a camping-at-the-state-park morning! It's cool out. The birds are singing and I think I hear the ocean." The "ocean" she was hearing was traffic, but whatev. It was sweet.
3. Why is the word "impeccably" always paired with "dressed"
or "groomed?"4. Remember when you were a kid and you'd have an Easter Egg hunt in the yard on Easter? It was special, right? So why does every damn organization host one now? No joke, there are no less than 20 in our area. They cheapen it.
5. I loved, loved, loved the Twilight Saga and a) Taylor Lautner, without his shirt, is so hot even though he's an infant, b) I saw him on a re-run of SNL last night and he, very much, looked like an infant *almost* ruining his werewolfiness for me, and c) despite my deep desire, I just can't seem to get into "The Host."
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